Thursday, June 08, 2006
THE "WHAT'S UP!!!" BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL
More racially demeaning than Jar Jar Binks, Buckwheat, and Steppin' Fetchit put together. Once again I'm cheating by listing something that was never funny in the first place.
"SMOKIN'!"
Sort of amusing when Jim Carrey said it in The Mask...not funny when people began repeating it ad nauseAm.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
THE SIMPSONS
I type this with no sense of anger, but a kind of numb sadness. It's time to admit that The Simpson's has gotten as bad as the later seasons of Roseane (when Jackie won the lottery, and everybody magically turned gay). It's truly painful to watch now.
JAR JAR BINKS PARODIES
Officially stopped being funny some time around January of 2002.
CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH
I'm cheating a bit by choosing Celebrity Death Match since the idea of this site is to list things that are no longer funny, and Celebrity Death Match was never funny in the first place...its one joke premise lost whatever humor it had after about five minutes.
Monday, June 05, 2006
MATHEW LILLARD
What the hell was that all about?
Friday, June 02, 2006
SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES
For the record, this is the last time I say that I liked something even though I am about to insult it. I do enjoy Jay and Silent Bob, but you have to figure that anyone still saying this needs to get cleaned up and start livin' their life Jason Mewes style.
GOT MILK?
Yeesh. At this point why not just say "Where's the beef?" or "Sock it to me!"
RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE
Only in the hands of someone who can do a perfect Cartman inpersonation is this funny, but chances are if you can do a perfect Cartman inpersonation you have run it into the ground already.
NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
I enjoy Seinfeld, I have all the DVDs, and I WILL kill the next person I hear say this. Please don't let it be you.
FEZ FROM THAT 70'S SHOW
They wrapped that thing up about two seasons too late.
MAKING FUN OF SHOWGIRLS
ROBIN WILLIAMS TALKING LIKE A BLACK GUY
POINTING OUT RICK JAMES IS PLAYED OUT
If anyone is still saying those unholiest of words that I will not repeat in this sacred place, do not tell them it is played out. They have plunged themselves far further in the pit than you will ever be able to bring them back from. If you must react then I suggest violence.
JOE BOB BRIGGS
I'm sorry, but it's true.
"COULD YOU BE ANYMORE...?"
Ahhhhhh Friends! The Diet Coke of television shows. A good rule of thumb is: if it sounds like something Chandler might say, it's probably not funny anymore.
LAUGHING LIKE BEAVIS AND/OR BUTTHEAD
...unless your name is Mike Judge
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION" or "THAT'S A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED".
Usually said after someone volunteers personal information:
"I have cervical cancer."
"That's a little more information than I needed. Haha!"
"No, seriously. The doctor said I have three months left to live."
"Too much information. Hahahaha!"
"I have cervical cancer."
"That's a little more information than I needed. Haha!"
"No, seriously. The doctor said I have three months left to live."
"Too much information. Hahahaha!"
"FREEBIRD!"
"The mantra of the moron." - Bill Hicks
Thursday, June 01, 2006
"Party Foul!"
PARTY FOUL! PARTY FOUL! Would it be a party foul if I took a fifth of Captain Morgan and smashed it over your melon head?
ANY QUOTE FROM WAYNE'S WORLD
If you're still saying "Shwing!", "Excellent!" and "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!", then may God have mercy on your soul.
ANY QUOTE FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS MOVIES
Yes, I understand that morning radio DJ's still like to hit the "Yeah baby!" button on their consoles from time to time (it's usually located next to the button marked "Fart Noises"), but this only serves to illustrate that morning radio comedy is the lowest possible form of humor available to mankind (ranked slightly below Hee Haw and the comic strip Garfield).
MONTAGE LISTING PRICES OF VARIOUS ITEMS THE LAST ONE BEING PRICELESS
Listen people the first two credit card commercials that did this were clever at best. The first parody of it was mildly amusing, but I think this thing is what we call "So Played Out".
