So Played Out

Old Woman: "Don't be a beyotch!"

Cue laugh track

Kids: "Oh Grandma!"

Old Woman (lighting a joint): "Later, skaters...I gotta drop a deuce."

Cue loud cheers from audience

Ok...I really feel that underneath the surface you're a Caspar Milquetoast type (i.e. "a timid, unassertive, spineless person") who gets uncomfortable when someone expresses a strong opinion. I really feel that you're using bullshit, ironic water-cooler humor to mask the fact that you're a souless pussy